no refund for Tejas

All the following things happened somewhere between February and May, but I just didn't blog about them before.

Originally this story was called:
How I'm turning into a blond (no offence) and how the dogs are alike their owners.

Here it comes.
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Lost a key when was little, then my life went on without losing any essential things like wallets or keys until the year 2006, when I started to concentrate on finishing my thesis, which definitely has had a lot of bad side-effects, because only during couple of weeks I have:
*within one week almost lost two hats: one on Monday and second one on Sunday, but on Sunday went back and found the second one.
*forgot to go to a farewell party and was completely sad after :(
*lost a keycard and a student union card in the morning and didn't even notice before I got an e-mail from student union, since someone had found my cards and taken them there
*stove works with gas, but tried to boil water without having fire under the pot, unfortunately it didn't want to boil.
*this one is not really my bad, but is just wierd: someone tried to unlock my door from outside while I was home. So, I thought that it must be my landlord and opened the door, but instead it appeared to be a drunk woman who thought she lives here (btw, it was Sunday afternoon). She also had a dog who ran in to my apartment right after I opened the door. I left the woman at the doorstep to apologise and started to chase the dog to get it out. Funny, I thought that dogs have a sense of smell, but this one didn't understand at all that it doesn't live in my apartment. Anyway, without getting any help from the owner I finally managed to get the dog out and they both went to look for their home. I'm almost starting to believe that all american comedies are based on real life.

I'm quite sure that there is going to be more of this before I finish my thesis, so, please be patient with me, people.
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The end. I'm sure someone is glad now, that other people lose their things too.