how to make use of your inner child

An algorithm for biking through the puddles:

1. make sure you can bike, otherwise you'll look stupid;
2. start biking;
3. make sure there are puddles (with water) on the road, otherwise you'll look stupid;
4. don't care about first and third, because going to look stupid anyway;
5. don't care abot looking stupid;
6. when approaching a puddle, start biking towards it as fast as possible;
7. lift up your legs while biking in the puddle;
8. start biking normally again after the puddle;
9. be happy about having fun and not getting wet;
10. iterate from third step until reaching your destination;

Comment: the seventh step works even more effectively if you are wearing red shoes.